Tasteless Jokes: Men & Women: Do You?

A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door.

When she opens the door a man dressed in a nice suit says, "Excuse me Ma'am, do you have a vagina?"

The woman slams the door in disbelief at what a stranger has just asked her and the man walks away.

The same thing happens the next day. The woman opens the door and the man asks if she has a vagina. She slams the door shut. The next day she get suspicious and only answers the intercom. The same man asks her the same question. She tells him to leave her alone or she will call the police!

Finally she decides to tell her husband.

The husband listens to the story and tells the wife, "Tomorrow I am not going to work and when the man asks if you have a vagina, say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind the door. Then I'll jump out and beat the son-of-a-bitch into a bloody pulp for being a sex pervert!"

The next day the same man comes to the door and rings the bell once again. She walks to the door with her Husband who ducks behind the door as she opens it. She knows in her heart this pervert is about to have his little joke backfire on him because her husband is the kind of guy that would happily beat the crap out of someone.

She opens the door and there is the same well-dressed Gentleman smiles and says once again, "Good morning Madam. I was wondering, do you have a vagina?"

With a smirk on her face, the woman replies, "Why yes indeed, I do have a vagina."

The man then said, "Oh Good! In that case, could you please ask your husband to stop screwing my wife?"

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