Tasteless Jokes: Doctor: Prostate Exam

A guy goes to his doctor for a prostate exam.

The doctor checks him out, and, after the exam, he says, "Well, I have some good news and some bad news."

The guy asks, "What's the good news?"

"I see no sign of cancer or any other disease -- I can pretty much give you a clean bill of health," says the doctor.

"So then what's the bad news?" asks the guy, puzzled.

"You have to stop masturbating," the doctor replies.

"What? Why?" asks the guy.

"It's kind of making me uncomfortable," says the doctor.