Tasteless Jokes: Religious: Forgiving Your Enemies

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% of the congregation held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. The entire church responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones?" he asks, "are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"Well Reverend, you see I don't have any enemies," she replied with a grin in an upbeat voice.

The Minister was amazed. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight years young" she replied with a big smile on her face.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, that is truly inspirational," he said with a satisfied look on his face. "If it would not be much trouble, would you mind coming up here to the dais and tell us how a person can live to be 98 years young and not have a single enemy?"

"I would be delighted," she said and slowly tottered to the front of the Church.

She turned and faced the congregation and said, "The way to have no enemies is easy. You just outlive the bitches."

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