http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/ Dark humor at it's best. We know this is a tasteless collection of jokes. Quit complaining already. It's way too popular for you all to be claiming we're ruining the world or something. It's not like you have a court order to visit this place. Enjoy! en Copyright 2007 Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:24:35 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.2 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children.

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/children/family_dinner.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/children/family_dinner.php Children Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:24:35 -0800 Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/men_women/men_are_like.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/men_women/men_are_like.php Men & Women Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:09:00 -0800 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/religious/christmas_eve.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/religious/christmas_eve.php Religious Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:06:30 -0800 While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store. The salesman said to them, "I have some very special Jamaican sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/men_women/dem_shoes_make_you_wild_at_sex.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/men_women/dem_shoes_make_you_wild_at_sex.php Men & Women Mon, 16 Jul 2007 22:02:37 -0800 Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/babies/what_sexual_position.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/babies/what_sexual_position.php Babies Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:48:12 -0800 Q: Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/men_women/whos_the_most_popular_guy_at_nudist_colony.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/men_women/whos_the_most_popular_guy_at_nudist_colony.php Men & Women Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:49:33 -0800 A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/children/little_girl_goes_to_the_barber_shop.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/children/little_girl_goes_to_the_barber_shop.php Children Sun, 10 Jun 2007 16:46:48 -0800 Little Johnny wakes up one morning. He slowly opens his eyes and he sees presents all over his room. He frantically opens them. The first box had an XBOX, the next box had a PlayStation, the one after that had a laptop computer. It was everything he could hope for!

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/children/little_boy_gets_presents.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/children/little_boy_gets_presents.php Children Sat, 09 Jun 2007 16:53:28 -0800 Three pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an prenatal check-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/babies/three_pregnant_women_at_a_doctors.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/babies/three_pregnant_women_at_a_doctors.php Babies Sat, 09 Jun 2007 16:43:58 -0800 A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/redneck/alabama_zoo_gets_a_gorilla.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/redneck/alabama_zoo_gets_a_gorilla.php Redneck Sat, 09 Jun 2007 16:41:57 -0800 A Texas cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "Hey boy, what is that dish you just served?"

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/redneck/texas_cowboy_is_in_mexico.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/redneck/texas_cowboy_is_in_mexico.php Redneck Wed, 23 May 2007 16:51:17 -0800 A father and his son are in the shower together. The son notices that there seems to be some differences between men and boys.

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/children/father_son_shower.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/children/father_son_shower.php Children Mon, 21 May 2007 21:30:19 -0800 Q: Why are Michael Jackson's Pants So Short?

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/celebrity/why_are_michael_jacksons_pants_short.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/celebrity/why_are_michael_jacksons_pants_short.php Celebrity Sat, 12 May 2007 17:15:16 -0800 Every morning, Bill Clinton goes out on a jog near his home in Chappaqua, New York.

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/political/bill_clinton_goes_jogging.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/political/bill_clinton_goes_jogging.php Political Sat, 12 May 2007 16:58:44 -0800 Q: Where would you find a baby with no arms and no legs?

]]> http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/babies/where_do_you_find_a_baby.php http://sleazeguide.com/jokes/babies/where_do_you_find_a_baby.php Babies Sat, 12 May 2007 16:56:18 -0800