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Tasteless Jokes: Bar Jokes: Barfly Learns How to Score

An old washed-up barfly is sitting on his usual stool saucing it up. He notices a younger gent who comes in every night and leaves with a different lady. This astounds him.

So one night, he gets up the courage and stumbles over to the younger guy and asks him, 'Kid, I've noticed that you leave with a different woman every night. What is your secret? How do you do it?'

"Oh its easy," says the young guy, "all you do is offer to buy a girl a drink. Then make small talk with her for a bit. Once she's comfortable with you, casually lean over and whisper 'tickle your ass with a feather?' If she says yes, then you leave with her. If she says, WHAT?!?!?!, then you say, 'typical nasty weather' and move on to another girl."

'Why, that's fucking brilliant!' said the old bar-fly, 'I'm going to give that a try!'

So he proceeds to get smashed and eventually a prety young girl walks in. He goes over to her and slurs at her if he can buy her a drink. She accepts but looks a little skeptical.. so a few beats go buy and he looks at her, leans in close and says,

'Stick a feather up your ass?'

The girl pulls back and days, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

The bar-fly looks at her and says, 'Uh, rainin' like a son-of-a-bitch!"

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