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Sure this is tasteless, but it's the name of the Web site! Besides, laughter helps with healing and I am sure we all need a little healing after that horrific event.
Q: What has Virginia and Antarctica got in common?
A: They are both - 33 today.
I'm throwing a huge party tonight with free shots for Virginia Tech students.
Q: Whats the difference between Viginia Tech today and a year ago?
A: About 33 people
Q: What's the worst part of the shooting?
A: Not having it on film
Q: Who's killed more people at once than Cho, the guy that killed 32 students?
A: THE COMEDY OF LARRY THE CABLE GUY!
And since were kicking a school thats down...
Q: What happens when you drive slowly through Blacksburg?
A: You get a degree.
Q: Why do Virginia Tech grads hang their diplomas on their rear view mirrors?
A: They have to show some proof that they deserve to park in that handicap parking space.
A ventriloquist from Virginia walked into a bar just off the Virginia Tech campus and asked the manager if he could do a little performance. The manager thought no harm could be done and agreed. The ventriloquist grabbed a stool, sat down and began telling jokes about the Virginia Tech football team. Suddenly, a huge man wearing an Virginia Tech T-shirt walked over and said, "Listen buddy, I don't know who you think you are telling all these jokes about our football team. I for one will not put up with it!" The ventriloquist quickly appologized and said he would leave. The large man exclaimed "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that little man sitting on your lap!"
Q: What's the difference between the Virginia Tech Hokies and Frosted Flakes?
A: Frosted Flakes know what to do when they are in a bowl.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a Virgina Tech classroom...
Q: How do you keep Hokies out of your backyard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why should the Hokies change their name to the Oppossums?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What did the Virginia Tech Hokie football team get on their SATs?
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