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Tasteless Jokes: Tasteless: A fellow goes to Las Vegas

A fellow goes to Las Vegas and has some luck at the tables and decides to spend his winnings on a real live Las Vegas hooker. The one he finds tells him a blow job will cost $5,000.

A fellow goes to Las Vegas and has some luck at the tables and decides to spend his winnings on a real live Las Vegas hooker. The one he finds tells him a blow job will cost $5,000.

The fellow protests and the hooker says, "look out that window...you see that Bently Continental? I got that because I'm that good."

The fellow tosses the money down and gets his blow job.

The next day, believe it or not, has more luck and goes back to the hooker, who says, "well what will it be this time, high roller?"

"I'd like some anal sex, I think, today. How much for that?"

"$10,000", came the reply.

"$10,000! That's too much." mister gamble says.

The prostitute says, "look out that window. Do you see that Lear Jet? Know how I got it? I got it because I'm that good."

So the fellow shells out the cash and goes to town, so to speak.

The next day, the same fellow has even more luck and goes back to the same prostitute and says, "I'm here for the trifecta, I'd like some straight sex today."

The prostitute says, look out the window, do you see the hotel across the street?"

The fellow says, "oh come on, don't tell me you own that hotel, too!"

the prostitute says, "I would, if I had a pussy."

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