Tasteless Jokes: Men & Women: A couple married 48 years

A couple married 48 years. Wife takes sick and passes away.

After the funeral service, the pall bearers pick up the coffin.

As they're leaving the building, the coffin hits the wall. From inside the coffin, the woman's voice could be heard. They open the coffin—it's a miracle, she's alive!

She stays married for another two years. Gets sick, passes away again. After the service, the pallbearers lift the coffin. As they start to leave, the husband yells, "Watch out for the fucking wall!"

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