Tasteless Jokes: Men & Women: Harry & Zelda

Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side.

"Zelda, my wife, you've always been by my side.

When I broke my leg at 25, you were by my side.

When I had my first heart attack at 45, you were by my side through the whole ordeal.

When I had my second heart attack at 65, you were by my side.

When I broke my hip at 75, you were there by my side."

"And now, in my final moments in life when I'm dying, you are at my side."

"Zelda, you're a fucking jinx!!"