Tasteless Jokes: Children: Little Boy Gets Presents

Little Johnny wakes up one morning. He slowly opens his eyes and he sees presents all over his room. He frantically opens them. The first box had an XBOX, the next box had a PlayStation, the one after that had a laptop computer. It was everything he could hope for!

50 or so presents later he heads downstairs and speaks to his mum and dad.

Johnny: What's with all the presents? Did we win the lottery or something?

Dad: No Johnny, it's just a special day, just for you.

Johnny: It's not my birthday is it, or Christmas?

Mum: No son, just your day. You can do what you want. Before you decide though we've got one more present for you.

Johnny opens a huge box, inside is a mini- Ferrari, a perfect mini-replica of a real one.

Johnny: Can I go show all my friends this stuff?

Dad: Course you can, it's your special day, you can do what you want...

So Johnny drives off outside and soon sees his mate Tommy.

Tommy: Alright Johnny, what have you got there?

Johnny: A mini Ferrari. I've got an Xbox 360 and all sorts of cool stuff inside. Mom and Dad say it's my special day.

Tommy: You lucky bastard Johnny, I wish I had Leukemia.