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Tasteless Jokes: Babies: Three Pregnant Women in a Doctors Office

Three pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an prenatal check-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.

Suddenly the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one...

"What was that?", the other two ask, curiously.


"Calcium tablet. Good for mommy, good for little baby", she replies, patting her stomach affectionately.


Satisfied, all 3 continue with their knitting...


5 minutes later, the second one stops knitting, checks her watch, takes a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one..


"What was that?", the other two inquire


"Vitamin tablet", she replies, "Good for mommy, good for little baby" and she pats her stomach affectionately.


All 3 smile and continue busily with their knitting...


5 minutes later, the last woman stops knitting, checks her watch, takes a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one..


"What was that?" ask the other two..


"Thalidomide. I can't seem to get the damn sleeves right..."

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