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Tasteless Jokes: Religious: Delay dies and is sent to Hell
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him at the gates of Hell. "There must be some mistake, I don't belong here!"
"Oh no, Tom DeLay" Satan replies, "we've been expecting you. Come on and I'll show you to the place you get to spend eternity."
"But I was a VIP! I was a Congressman!" Tom squeaks out.
"Well," the Devil replies, "Thats why I am meeting you at the gate. Come on, let me show you around. Because you were an elected official, I will let you choose how you can spend eternity." So the Devil shows him doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of these room to spend eternity in.
In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. Tom says "no, let me see the next room."
In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Tom says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. So Tom says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the Tom wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"
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