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Tasteless Jokes: Political: Bill Clinton Goes Jogging
Every morning, Bill Clinton goes out on a jog near his home in Chappaqua, New York.
Each morning the same routine happens. He runs past a hooker who stands on the street corner day after day. Each day they go through the same verbal exchange.
"Fifty dollars!" the Hooker would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton trying to make light of the situation. This ritual continues every time he jogs past the hooker. The Hooker would yell out, "Fifty dollars!" and bill would reply back,
"No, Five dollars!". This became part of his jogging routine.
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! Bill was apprehensive because he knew they would jog past the hooker and the same exchange with the Hooker would occur and he was concerned his wife might wonder if all this time her husband was really jogging every morning. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for his wife.
Sure enough, as they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, the hooker was standing there as usual. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past and waited for the Hooker to yell at him.
Sure enough, the Hooker sees the former President and yells out, "See what you get for five bucks!?"
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