Tasteless Jokes: Misc: A white collar guy goes to prison for his first time

A white collar guy goes to prison for his first time & after they slam the cell door behind him, he sees his cellmate who is a big, bald, muscular 350 pound guy sitting on the top bunk.

The big prisonor was silent for 10 minutes. It could have been an hour for all the white collar guy knew. He just stood there scared out of his mind. Finally the big prisonor says, "You want to be the husband or the wife?"

The white collar guy is too scared to answer.

His cellmate repeats the question a little louder one more time. "You want to be the husband or the wife?"

The white collar thinks for a second, swallows and says, "Well, I-I guess I want to be the husband."

His cellmate looks at him for a few moments with no expression on his face. Then he smiles and says, "Well then, come over here and suck your wife's dick."

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