Tasteless Jokes: Men & Women: This boy takes his girlfriend back to her home

This boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy???!!!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor . ."

"Come on," he says, "At this time of the night no one will show up."

"Look, she hisses, "I've already said NO, and NO means NO!"

He tries to reason with her. "Honey, it's just a small blowjob . . . I know you like it to do it."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

"Oh Baby," he pleads, "don't be like that."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with hair a mess, rubbing her eyes and says, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come down and blow the guy himself, but for crying out loud, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the damn intercom."

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