Tasteless Jokes: Men & Women: Rubbing Cream

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in the bathroom rubbing cream on her breasts.

"What are you doing?" the man asks.

"Well, I got this cream from the doctor, he said if I rub it on my breasts it will make them bigger" she replies.

The husband says " Why don't you just rub your titties with toilet paper, that's done wonders for your ass!"