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Tasteless Jokes: Men & Women: Naked in the River
A guy was fishing on a river and looks downstream and notices a lady laying on a sandy spot by the water without any clothes on.
He decides to move a little closer to get a better look and sees another fisherman downstream a little. So, he works his way down to him and says:
"Hey, check it out, did you see that chick down there sun bathing by the river?"
And the guy says, "yeah, I know, she's my wife."
"Wow", he says, "did you know that she ain't got no clothes on?"
The guy says, "yeah, I know, she can do anything she wants. We're on our honeymoon."
So, he says, "your honeymoon? Well damn man, if it's your honeymoon don't you think you should be getting some of that pussy...looks to me like she's ready."
"Nope", he says, "she's got gonorrhea."
"I'm thinking anal....."
"Nothing doing sir, she's got diarrhea too", was the guys reply.
And he said, "well, maybe she would suck your dick."
"Well, that's not going to happen," the man sighs, "she has pyorrhea as well."
"What kind of moron are you?", he replied, "lets see, your new wife has gonorrhea, diarrhea, pyorrhea ... why in the world would you marry a sick bitch like that? What's she good for ?"
To which the guy replied, "Well, she's got worms and I like to fish."
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