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Tasteless Jokes: Men & Women: 93 year old woman...

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death
of her husband, Earl.

She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly
where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.

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