Tasteless Jokes: Doctor: A woman is feeling ill

A woman is feeling ill so she goes to the Doctor.

He gives her a series of tests and tells her to come back in a few days for the results. She returns a couple of days later understandably nervous.

She asks, "How did my tests go, Doctor?"

"Well Miss Smith," he says, "let me put it this way, how are you with changing diapers?"

"OH WOW!!" She exclaims. "I'm pregnant?"

"Oh No," he replies in a very assuring tone, "you've got bowel cancer."