Tasteless Jokes: Doctor: A middle aged man with no insurance takes his sick wife to the doctor's office

A middle aged man with no insurance takes his sick wife to the doctor's office.

He tells the doc that she's been complaining for a week or so of various symptoms: headache, fever, chills, disorientation, but not consistently.

The doctor says, "Her symptoms are consistent with early onset Alzheimer's or AIDS. A simple blood test should tell us what's wrong."

The man explains his finanacial situation, and the doctor says not to worry. He writes am order for the test and tells the man to drop his wife off at the hospital in the next town and go home and wait.

The man does as he's told, and he has a message on his answering machine at home. It's the doctor, and he says: "After you left my office I called the neighboring hospital and told them about your insurance situation. They're denying your wife treatment right now. But don't worry about a thing. If your wife remembers how to get home, just don't fuck her."

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