Tasteless Jokes: Bar Jokes: Old guy takes his son to a bar

An old guy calls his son to meet him at a bar. Over beers the father tells his son he's been diagnosed with cancer, has two months to live.

The father and son have a cry. They do a few rounds of bourbon and remember all the good times they have had over the years.

Some old friends of dad's come in. Everyone says hello, and one of the friends asks the father how he's doing.

"Well," he says, "I have AIDS, I'm dying and I only have two months to live"

All the friends express their sympathies and buy a round. Later on the drive home the son asks his father, "Dad, if you're dying of cancer, why did you tell all your buddies that you're dying of AIDS?"

"Because i don't want 'em fucking your Mother!"

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