Tasteless Jokes: Bar Jokes: A hunter walks into a bar

A hunter walks into a bar. His clothes are filthy and shredded, he's covered with dirt and sweat and blood and shit and he's shakin' like a leaf.

He wants whiskey. The bartender pours him a generous portion and asks "gee, feller...what happened to YOU?"

The hunter throws it back, coughs and gags and slams the empty glass onto the bar and begins his story. "I was in the woods huntin' big game with my elephant gun when all of a sudden out from behind this tree came this bear and it went "AAAAAARRRRR!" Bartender says "Holee Sheeiit. So Whaj'ya DO?" Hunter throws back another drink and says "I SHIT MY PANTS!" Bartender says "Yup I'd do that too if a bear did that to me." Hunter says "No no no... just NOW -- when I went 'AAAAAARRRRR!' -- I SHIT MY PANTS!"

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