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Tasteless Jokes: Babies: Three expectant mothers
Three mothers are in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.
The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C I want my baby to be healthy."
A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting.
Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!"
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