Tasteless Jokes: Animals: The Camel

A captain in a foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour, he noticed a very old, seedy-looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks.

"He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"

The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural urges, so when they do, uh, we use the camel."

The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been in the outpost for about six months, the captain could not stand it anymore.

He told his sergeant, "Bring in the camel!" The sergeant shrugged his shoulders and brought the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got up on a foot stool and gave in to his urges. As he stepped down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The sergeant replied, "Well no sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

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