Tasteless Jokes: Animals: A sad Bassett Hound

A sad Bassett Hound was relating his troubles to his friend.

"I'm really depressed all the time and I think negative thoughts. I'm always bored, I feel listless and I am always tired."

"Why not go see a psychiatrist?" suggested the friend.

"Well, I would," said the Bassett Hound, "except that I'm not allowed on the couch."