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Abortion: It brings out the little kid in you.]]>
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Abortion: It brings out the little kid in you.]]>
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Bobcat sex? Dude, don't even think about it.]]>
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Flying sharks? OK, thats it, we're totally fucked.]]>
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Excuse me, Ms Hermione Granger? We can totally see up your skirt.]]>
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A wife.
You need one. Beer is heavy.
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Fuck the "SYSTSEM".
Especially since the system just fucked you.
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Jaywalking. If at first you don't succeed, use the fucking crosswalk. You didn't make it across on two legs, what made you think crutches would make it all possible?]]>
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Three men jogging. Two of these men are soldiers. Two are handicapped. One of these men never served their time in war.]]>
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Take Kim's lessons in life seriously. If your life plan is to become a lawyer or a computer engineer, follow her advice and think things through.]]>
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A good project manager should always inspect the work being done. 
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They give you a map, use it! You can't just stop in the middle of a battle & say, ”Uh, excuse me, time out.
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The B-24 Liberator. It could stop on a dime.]]>
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In America, as long as you are willing to pay the fine, you really can piss wherever you like.]]>
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In America, you are free to express your opinion, even on a bumper sticker. By the same token, the State Patrol is free to ticket you for any offense you commit because they don't like the tone of your opinion.]]>
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Think not of all the Storm Troopers who were most likely drafted against their will and forced to serve whether they like it or not. Do not consider all of the people who were forced to work on building this project. Or the fact the Death Star is the property of the legitimate, duly elected government in power you could overthrow through legal means. Instead, concentrate on what the voices inside your head are telling you to do.]]>